Wait. I’m confused. I though Kevin Durant had won the right to be President last night. That was what Lebron and KD were playing for right? The right to be the most beloved person in the US, that’s the president, right? Sooooo he’s not moving into the White House? I mean I guess he probably has a pretty dope setup in his house already, but my assumption is that the (not) move would be pretty unorthodox. Unless… it’s like a metaphor like, I just won the presidency, I’m going to go party so long that I’m NEVER coming home.
Soooooo… Probably not that. Either way, best of luck President Durant, and second in command, Steph Curry. Wait, is Pachulia Russian?
Oh no, close enough, here we go again…